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Dogs come when they're
called; cats take a message and get back to you later. -- Mary Bly
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There is no snooze button
on a cat who wants breakfast. -- Unknown |
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There are many
intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats. --
Anonymous |
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If animals could speak
the dog would be a a blundering outspoken fellow, but the cat would
have the rare grace of never saying a word
too much. -- Mark Twain |
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Thousands of years ago,
cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this. --
Anonymous |
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In a cat's eye, all
things belong to cats. -- English proverb |
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As every cat owner knows,
nobody owns a cat. -- Ellen Perry Berkeley |
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Dogs have owners, cats
have staff. -- Sneaky Pie Brown (author Rita Mae Brown's cat) |
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I have studied many
philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.
-- Hippolyte Taine |
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People that hate cats,
will come back as mice in their next life. -- Faith Resnick
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Cats are smarter than
dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. -- Jeff
Valdez |
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We humans are indeed
fortunate if we happen to be chosen to be owned by a cat. -- Unknown |
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How we behave toward cats
here below, determines our status in heaven. -- Robert A. Heinlein
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Dogs believe they are
human. Cats believe they are God. -- Unknown |
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Time spent with cats is
never wasted. -- Colette |
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The purity of a person's
heart can be quickly measured by how they regard animals. -- Unknown |
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You will always be lucky
if you know how to make friends with strange cats. -- Colonial
American proverb |
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Beware of people who
dislike cats. -- Irish proverb |
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I love cats because I
enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul. --
Jean Cocteau |
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Cats seem to go on the
principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want. --
Joseph Wood Krutch |
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With the qualities of
cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have,
how many of us, I ask you, would be capable
of becoming cats? -- Fernand Mery |
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If you want the best seat
in the house, move the cat. -- Unknown |
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It's the cat's house. We
just pay the mortgage! -- Unknown |
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To please himself only,
the cat purrs. -- Irish Proverb |
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The smallest feline is a
masterpiece. -- Leonardo da Vinci |
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A cat will assume the
shape of its container. -- Unknown |
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Who can believe that
there is no soul behind those luminous eyes! -- Theophile Gautier |
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Cats know how to obtain
food without labour, shelter without confinement and love without
penalties. -- W. L. George |
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A cat is there when you
call her - if she doesn't have anything better to do. -- Bill Adler |
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The ideal of calm exists
in a sitting cat. -- Jules Reynard |
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Two things are
aesthetically perfect in the world - the clock and the cat. -- Emile
Auguste Chartier |
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A cat can purr its way
out of anything. -- Donna McCrohan |
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I got rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic! -- Unknown |
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One cat just leads to
another. -- Ernest Hemingway |
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To bathe a cat requires
brute force, perseverance, courage of conviction... and a cat. The
last ingredient is the hardest to come by. -- Stephen Baker |
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Women and cats will do as
they please, and men and dogs should relax... and get used to the
idea. -- Robert A. Heinlein |
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A meow massages the
heart. -- Stuart McMillan |
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The mathematical
probability of a common cat doing exactly as it pleases is the one
scientific absolute in the world.
-- Lynn M. Osband |
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Meow is like aloha - it
can mean anything. -- Hank Ketchum |
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Kittens are born with
their eyes shut. They open them in about six days, take a look around,
then close them again
for the better part of their lives. -- Stephen Baker |
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There are few things in
life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. -- Tay Hohoff |
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The cat who doesn't act
finicky soon loses control of his owner. - Morris the Cat |
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I gave my cat a bath the
other day ... they love it. He sat there, he enjoyed it, it was fun
for me. The fur would stick to my tongue, but other than that... -- Steve Martin |
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Like those great sphinxes
lounging through eternity in noble attitudes upon the desert sand,
they gaze incuriously at
nothing, calm and wise. -- Charles Baudelaire, French Poet |
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Cats are absolute
individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the
people they own. -- John Dingman |
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Another cat? Perhaps. For
love there is also a season; its seeds must be resown. But a family
cat is not replaceable like a worn-out coat
or a set of tires. Each new kitten becomes its own cat, and none is
repeated. I am four cats old, measuring out
my life in friends that have succeeded but not replaced one another.
-- Irving Townsend |
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Her function is to sit
and be admired. -- Georgina Strickland Gates |
