40th birthday sayings, 50th birthday sayings & 60th birthday sayings!  Wisecracks & "over the hill" jokes & slogans.
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Middle finger salute to 40th birthday on t-shirts & birthday gift ideas.

I'm 50 & I feel great, feel for yourself!  A sexy, funny, t-shirt for your 50th birthday.

 
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I live in my own little world, but it's okay because they know me here.

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You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

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All I have to do is win the lottery!

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Official member of the "Piss & Moan" club.

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Age is like underwear, it creeps up on you!

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I'm at that awkward age between desirability and complete senility.

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Better to be an old fart than a young shithead.

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Age is important only if you're cheese or wine.

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Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill.

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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

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If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

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I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.

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Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

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Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up!

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway.

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When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar.

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The older I get, the better I was.

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Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder.

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My karma ran over your dogma.

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I was built for comfort, not speed.

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Hard work will pay off later. Laziness pays off now!

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Does vacuuming count as aerobic exercise?

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Living right doesn't really make you live longer, it just seems like longer!

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I'm on a 30-day diet. So far I've lost 15 days.

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Of all my husband's relatives, I like me best.

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Mouth is in gear, brain is in neutral.

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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow isn't looking good either.

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I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

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I used to get lost in the shuffle; now I just shuffle along with the lost.

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I don't have a solution, but I admire your problem.

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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

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Chaos, panic & disorder.... my work here is done.

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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

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Don't take life so seriously, it's not permanent.

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I am diagonally parked in a parallet universe.

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A smile confuses an approaching frown.

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Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.

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Our parents were never our age.

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If a woman's place is in the home, why am I always in this car?

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We are born naked, wet & hungry, then things get worse.

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I am NOT in denial.

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A person who walks in another's tracks leaves no footprints.

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According to my best recollection, I don't remember.

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VENI, VEDI, VISA. I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

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Sometimes I wake up grumpy -- other times I let her sleep.

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I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.

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My mind is made up, don't confuse me with the facts!

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A mind is like a parachute: it only functions when it is open.

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An endurance test for some people is the pursuit of happiness.

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Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice.

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As a rule, a quitter isn't a very good beginner either.

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As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

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A bore is a person who brightens a room simply by leaving it.

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A closed mouth gathers no feet.

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A conference is a way of postponing a decision.

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A diamond is a chunk of coal that made good under pressure.

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A genius is one who shoots at something no one else can see, and hits it.

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A man is known by the company he avoids.

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A person who has a right to boast doesn't have to.

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A wise man knows everything; a shrewd one, everybody.

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A wish is a desire without an attempt.

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A steady salary is an invitation to mediocrity.

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A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense.


 

bullet Chronologically gifted!
bullet Aged like fine wine, complex & fruity.
bullet I'm not old, I'm youthfully challenged.
bullet Are we the grownups yet?
bullet It's not about age, it's about attitude.
bullet Getting old sucks, but it sure beats the alternative.
bullet 50! I demand a recount.
bullet Happy birthday, you old bird!
bullet Enjoy your birthday, you're not extinct yet!
bullet I'm 40 & I feel great. Feel for yourself!
bullet Oh no, say it isn't so. Not the big 5-0!
bullet Fifty happens!
bullet Lordy, lordy, look who's forty!
bullet 40! Not me, no way!
bullet After fifty everything that doesn't hurt doesn't work!
bullet Charter member, "Old farts hall of fame".
bullet Fifty is the ultimate "F" word.
bullet Love your 40's, because you know what comes next? Your 50's!
bullet I'm not 40, I'm 18 with 22 years experience!
bullet I can't believe you're 50; 49 maybe, but never 50!
bullet Once over the hill, you pick up speed.
bullet My own mortality will be the death of me yet.
bullet How the hell'd I get this old?
bullet In dog years I'm dead.
bullet Naps & farts, that's all I'm really good for these days.I have one nerve left and you're getting on it!
bullet My wild oats have turned to mush.
bullet Old fart, young heart.
bullet All I have to do is win the lottery.
bullet Aged to perfection!
bullet You're a classic, you only get better with age!
bullet On your birthday: count your candles, count your years, count your blessings!
bullet I'm in no shape to exercise.
bullet Don't interupt me while I'm talking to myself.
bullet Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.
bullet Age equals wisdom.
bullet Fabulous forty!
bullet Nifty fifty!
bullet Da Man!
bullet You go girl!
bullet I'll be spontaneous when I get around to it.
bullet Damn right, I'm good in bed. I can sleep for days!
bullet I would enjoy walking if it weren't for those long walks back.
bullet I used to jog 5 miles a day; then I found a short cut.
bullet Just when I find the key to success, someone goes and changes all the locks.
bullet I used to be a man of vision, before the medication cleared it up.
bullet Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.
bullet I get everything I set my mind to. Now where'd I set my mind?
bullet I was on the road to success using Firestone« tires - any questions?
bullet If you see me getting smaller, I'm leaving.
bullet Been there, done that.
bullet I have the body of a god - Buddha!
bullet Be kind to your kids; they'll be choosing your nursing home.
bullet Ask me if I care.
bullet I'm immortal -- so far!
bullet Adults are just teenagers who owe money!
bullet Avenge yourself; live long enough to be a problem to your kids!
bullet Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
bullet Go ahead, make my day!
bullet Caution, senior moment in progress!
bullet Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.
bullet Age is not a destination, it's a journey!
bullet Old dude, made of achey breaky parts.
bullet Caution, middle age meltdown!
bullet What if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
bullet Over what hill? What hill? I don't see any hill!
bullet Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's over the hill I go.
bullet Over the hill and on a roll.
bullet I don't have hot flashes, I have power surges.
bullet I'm too sexy for my hair, that's why it isn't there.
bullet I remember when motorcycles were dangerous and sex was safe!
bullet Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
bullet He may rule the roost, but I rule the rooster!
bullet 50 year old; one owner; needs parts; make offer.

 

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